-- apply a method of an object to an array of values
map(|x| (obj:f(x)), values)
This is the archetype of the functional idiom which will come back to haunt you in a side-effect-friendly language :)
In a functional language, when you write "a = b :map (|x| frobnicate(x) + bar)", "a" and "b" can't be altered at all; so of course you won't accidentally alter "b" as a side effect of altering/computing "a". But if you remove this guarantee, reasoning in terms of composing functions together becomes very treacherous.
If I have a "map" method on Lua tables, it's all too natural to write something like:
"list_mins" has a nasty side-effect, and the last line, which looks purely functional, actually messes up "list_of_lists". Here it's obvious because it's a toy example, and the poor design of "list_min" is glaring; but you'll get plenty of such bugs in a full-size application, and good luck finding / fixing these.
Note that altering tables is not necessary a bug: it can be a feature, because duplicating tables is expensive in Lua. That's why purely functional containers (maybe cons cells), which refuses to contain mutable values such as tables, would be needed in a serious functional dialect of Lua. Such immutable structures would have to be cheap to copy, should auto-cast easily into mutable equivalents, but not the other way around.
There is a use-case for thunks, but I bet they're better thought of as continuations than as lambdas. Moreover, they must not break Lua's beginner-friendliness. It might be possible, but it's certainly not easy, and syntactical details are only the emerged part of the iceberg.